What am I gonna say now?
I can't use the reason that I have no time, eh, actually I don't really have much but that reason not nice la. Too typical.
I can't use the reason that I have nothing to blog about cos well...there's plenty.
I can't use the reason that I forgotten bout this blog, cos I think I overused it already. Sudah basi already the excuse.
I....
Haiyo, I lazy la.
Full stop.
Anyway, being a typical 18 year old lazy bum bum person, I will therefore shove everything I wanna blab about in one post.
1) Stupid sacrifice
My college held a sports carnival on one bright sunny Saturday.
Bright sunny = grumpy Irna.
Anyway, for this carnival, they make it COMPULSARY for the girls in my batch (SO707) to make a performance.
Its not just a performance.
Its a bloody cheerleading performance!!!
Though its just a simple 5 minute stupid routine (something like what kindergarten kids do when they dance to a nursery song) , there is no where in the world are you gonna expect me to even be caught dead doing that in front of 10 other schools!
So me being the stubborn me, spent DAYS AFTER DAYS to talk and persuade everybody in letting me out it, which is a total unfair thing to do as none of them are willing to do it either. Besides, the girls population in my batch is less than 15 ppl so its like ngam ngam la to make a team.
But sorry la, I die die also will never ever do that okay?
So, in order to prove to them how close I am to the verge of entering Tanjung Rambutan if they still insisted me on doing the bloody performance,
I hereby took the last resort:
A) promised to came to every single stinking practice to give them support.
B) stay back and help out in making their pom poms (yar, u heard it correct) which were made from tens of crepe papers till I have nightmare of them.
C) volunteer myself in the decoration of the college compound for the sports carnival. (days worth of staying back)
D) volunteer myself in the prize giving award (held once in the morning and once at 4.30 pm).
E) volunteer myself in helping out in the scrabble competition (which will be held the WHOLE day but its in the air con room...so I dont mind la).
FREEDOM!!!
Not so!!
Their perfomance ended at 8.35 AM and they can go home straight afterwards. But due to me and my big mouth, I have to come at 6.30 AM and go home at 5PM!!
And the worse part is....I have to help out in the FOOTBALL competition.
I have to spend one hour under the scorching hot sun watching stupid ppl chasing after a stupid ball and kicking it in the stupid net!!
How ridiculous it that?!?!
My originally smart plan backfired on me.
2) Egg boiler.
For the BBQ night held in my college to welcome the July batch, its further convinced me that I am not suite to be a house-wife. Every batch were required to make a performance (yeah I managed to ran away from it and no you don't wanna know how I did it) and whipped up some food.
For my batch its egg sandwich and salad. Sounds easy? NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!
Half of my classmates and I walked to one of my friend's hostel/apartment after class to start on making the food and all.
Imagine 20 people squeezing in a tiny apartment and half of them crammed in the kitchen. Some how or rather, I was left alone in the kitchen boiling 120 eggs in 2 big pots while others were buterring the breads or cutting the salad in the hall. Not a problem. Just wait for 20 minutes then u take out all right?
Mana tau, 10 minutes into it, few eggs started bursting.
One of my classmate enter the kitchen and I asked him how do you tell if the eggs were fully boiled?
His answer : "U just whacked open the eggs and see".
He left.
And I am alone.
And thats what I did.
I scooped each egg out and started whacked them to half with a big spoon.
First one, WHACK, eeee...still watery. Put back in the pot.
1 minute later.
WHACK another. Yeer, still watery.
Thats what I did for the next 10 minutes.
Whacked almost 20 plus eggs.
Till on of them came in and scream!
Yeah, SCREAM.
By then the whole class crammed in the kitchen and see yours truly standing there with a big spoon on one hand and a pot of bubble-ish eggs in another.
The bubble came from the yolks and egg white that spilled from the whacked eggs.
Then the bubble spilled on the stove and the fire rose and everybody scream again.
In the end I was given the task of smashing the eggs in a bowl.
How am I supposed to know that guy was joking.
P/S: Less than 20 % of our egg sandwiches were eaten and the salad was untouched. Those who ate say it tasted weird and gross.
P/P/S: The salad were still left untouched in 2 big containers in the cafeteria. We saw big worms inside it and nobody dared to touch it, including the canteen lady.
3) Detoured.
Originally, WL and I planned to visit Chris who was admitted to the hospital on Monday after our class. However, on that morning WL informed me that he was discharged d.
Eh, how come so fast one?
WL go till 10 days and he by 5 days out d.
Anyway, we still go ahead with our plan to meet up.
Took a bus at 4.45 and met WL at Asia Jaya bus stop 20 minutes later.
I was waving at her like a mad fella from the bus.
Were chit chatting happily on the bus then we realised, we dunno where the hell we wanna go.
The next stop will be Pyramid so down we go!
Gosh, its been ages since I came here man.
I became jakun d. Lalala..
And the usual prob cropped up.
We dunno wanna take our dinner where.
Walking aimlessly around pyramid again like the old days.
Finally gotten tired by 7 and we still havent decide on anything, thus, go taipan only la!
Board the bus at dunno what time, head to Leo's cafe, had dinner, pot pet, go home, do hw, sleep.
I am not good in ending la.
4) Blind baldy.
Its a funny situation where you met with your old schools mates in the bus.
Some were awkward. (He with gf la. I dont dare talk. Shy shy.)
Some were polite. (Hi. How are you? End of conversation.)
Some were unrecognisable. (Have to message a little kiddo to confirm whether its him or not)
And some were just plain BLIND.
And who else if its not SARVEN SHAN A/L MUNIANDI!!
The bus stopped at the Carrefour there to pick up some passengers. I was looking out when I noticed someone so familiar.
Gosh!! He was just standing right there with his body facing me turning his head here n there and squinting his eyes. Such blind fella man. I was just staring at him 4 the longest period time (cos got a lot of ppl coming in so I was there 4 quite a while) when the bus started moving.
Thats when he noticed me.
And his reaction = priceless.
Gosh how I missed him.
*I am starting to feel sleepy.
5) Blurness
* I lost my way while driving to Giant.
* I noticed something. After 18 years of living, I noticed that, in Federal Highway, there exists a lane specially for the motorcyclist. And I came home with full glowing pride and intention to tell out my "observation", only to be laughed at and shoot down.
So kesian..
* I didnt board down the bus when it reached KL Central (10 minutes walk from my college).
Didnt realised that I reached there d. Have to wait till the bus make another extra big round.
* I walked straight to a blind man. Caused him to lost his direction and was about to walked straight to a pole.
* I lost my way when wanna pick my sis from Burger King. Drove thru the whole Taipan for more than 15 minutes, only to realise that I had passed it twice.
* I learnt KTM, LRT and Monorial and 3 totally different train.
* And lastly,
I got angry when my mum never called me to ask me where am I. Hey, I finished class at 2.30 and wasnt home yet by 5.30. Went home ready to throw my temper only to realise...I didnt bring the phone. So nobody managed to contact me.
Random
I broke my spare glasses.
While driving.
Dont ask me.
I dont know how.
I am in love with this.
For the BBQ night held in my college to welcome the July batch, its further convinced me that I am not suite to be a house-wife. Every batch were required to make a performance (yeah I managed to ran away from it and no you don't wanna know how I did it) and whipped up some food.
For my batch its egg sandwich and salad. Sounds easy? NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!
Half of my classmates and I walked to one of my friend's hostel/apartment after class to start on making the food and all.
Imagine 20 people squeezing in a tiny apartment and half of them crammed in the kitchen. Some how or rather, I was left alone in the kitchen boiling 120 eggs in 2 big pots while others were buterring the breads or cutting the salad in the hall. Not a problem. Just wait for 20 minutes then u take out all right?
Mana tau, 10 minutes into it, few eggs started bursting.
One of my classmate enter the kitchen and I asked him how do you tell if the eggs were fully boiled?
His answer : "U just whacked open the eggs and see".
He left.
And I am alone.
And thats what I did.
I scooped each egg out and started whacked them to half with a big spoon.
First one, WHACK, eeee...still watery. Put back in the pot.
1 minute later.
WHACK another. Yeer, still watery.
Thats what I did for the next 10 minutes.
Whacked almost 20 plus eggs.
Till on of them came in and scream!
Yeah, SCREAM.
By then the whole class crammed in the kitchen and see yours truly standing there with a big spoon on one hand and a pot of bubble-ish eggs in another.
The bubble came from the yolks and egg white that spilled from the whacked eggs.
Then the bubble spilled on the stove and the fire rose and everybody scream again.
In the end I was given the task of smashing the eggs in a bowl.
How am I supposed to know that guy was joking.
P/S: Less than 20 % of our egg sandwiches were eaten and the salad was untouched. Those who ate say it tasted weird and gross.
P/P/S: The salad were still left untouched in 2 big containers in the cafeteria. We saw big worms inside it and nobody dared to touch it, including the canteen lady.
3) Detoured.
Originally, WL and I planned to visit Chris who was admitted to the hospital on Monday after our class. However, on that morning WL informed me that he was discharged d.
Eh, how come so fast one?
WL go till 10 days and he by 5 days out d.
Anyway, we still go ahead with our plan to meet up.
Took a bus at 4.45 and met WL at Asia Jaya bus stop 20 minutes later.
I was waving at her like a mad fella from the bus.
Were chit chatting happily on the bus then we realised, we dunno where the hell we wanna go.
The next stop will be Pyramid so down we go!
Gosh, its been ages since I came here man.
I became jakun d. Lalala..
And the usual prob cropped up.
We dunno wanna take our dinner where.
Walking aimlessly around pyramid again like the old days.
Finally gotten tired by 7 and we still havent decide on anything, thus, go taipan only la!
Board the bus at dunno what time, head to Leo's cafe, had dinner, pot pet, go home, do hw, sleep.
I am not good in ending la.
4) Blind baldy.
Its a funny situation where you met with your old schools mates in the bus.
Some were awkward. (He with gf la. I dont dare talk. Shy shy.)
Some were polite. (Hi. How are you? End of conversation.)
Some were unrecognisable. (Have to message a little kiddo to confirm whether its him or not)
And some were just plain BLIND.
And who else if its not SARVEN SHAN A/L MUNIANDI!!
The bus stopped at the Carrefour there to pick up some passengers. I was looking out when I noticed someone so familiar.
Gosh!! He was just standing right there with his body facing me turning his head here n there and squinting his eyes. Such blind fella man. I was just staring at him 4 the longest period time (cos got a lot of ppl coming in so I was there 4 quite a while) when the bus started moving.
Thats when he noticed me.
And his reaction = priceless.
Gosh how I missed him.
*I am starting to feel sleepy.
5) Blurness
* I lost my way while driving to Giant.
* I noticed something. After 18 years of living, I noticed that, in Federal Highway, there exists a lane specially for the motorcyclist. And I came home with full glowing pride and intention to tell out my "observation", only to be laughed at and shoot down.
So kesian..
* I didnt board down the bus when it reached KL Central (10 minutes walk from my college).
Didnt realised that I reached there d. Have to wait till the bus make another extra big round.
* I walked straight to a blind man. Caused him to lost his direction and was about to walked straight to a pole.
* I lost my way when wanna pick my sis from Burger King. Drove thru the whole Taipan for more than 15 minutes, only to realise that I had passed it twice.
* I learnt KTM, LRT and Monorial and 3 totally different train.
* And lastly,
I got angry when my mum never called me to ask me where am I. Hey, I finished class at 2.30 and wasnt home yet by 5.30. Went home ready to throw my temper only to realise...I didnt bring the phone. So nobody managed to contact me.
Random
I broke my spare glasses.
While driving.
Dont ask me.
I dont know how.
I am in love with this.
My elder sis left to further her studies 2 weeks ago. My mum spent every single free time online chatting with her. She dont want talk to me. Say very annoying. Ceh.. She's coming back tonight for 5 days break.
My college follows an old school rules.
-Must wear covered shoes to school.
-Cannot bring liquid paper.
-Have parents-teacher conference at the end of every semester.
-Even marks for assignment will be shown to the parents.
-If assignment were not passed up, names will be submitted to the Datin (Director of Pre-U) and u will kena lecture la.
I am comfortable with it.
At last I managed to get a transparent water bottle!! (I'm picky)
Hmmm..
Its not as long as expected,.
Sorry la.
My eyes can barely open now.
I'm having class tmr and have to do a presentation on some weird things.
Gosh I am not even prepared!
See ya next time ppl.
Meanwhile, miss me ya?
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